“When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there.”
“To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.”
“One can’t complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday.”
“When someone says ‘How-do-you-do,’ just say you didn’t.”
— Eeyore
